“He called the shit poop!”
“He called the shit poop!”
They’re slandering Dee! I hope she knows a good bird lawyer…
“We seek The One Ring!”
“No thanks, we already have one!”
But only after 🎵 Taking The Hobbies To Isrngard! 🎶
So, i finally found the clitoris. I just wish it hadn’t also found me…
Upvote for The Mist. The movie ending is fucked. Even King admits it’s better than his original ending.
Takayuka Yamada is not Dante Basco.
Obviously. Scar’s on the wrong side.
Disgusting? Yes.
Accurate? Also yes, unfortunately.
“Emergency. Induction. Port.”
“Mynochs. They were chewing on the fallopian couplings.”
“But everything changed when the microtransactions attacked.”
“Actually, let’s not go to Mordor. Tis a silly place.”
Nintendo suing Harley Davidson for “two wheeled conveyance” patent infringement in 3… 2… 1…
Pre-caffeine sarcasm, sans the /s. Brain hadn’t fully buffered yet.
Fair. And balanced.
“Try new Orktobet, made with real Tau! Taste the Orktobet. Taste the WAAAAAAGH!”
“Why won’t the Dems cut back on the hateful rhetoric!1!”
Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.