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One month in and still unsure whether we’re looking at a decade-week summer, the summer of Kamala or just maybe a classic white boy summer? What’s it gonna be?

How does the AI know what hexbear is?

Training data. Probably a couple of Reddit posts or something like that.

Two years after Ratimir Poopin’ personally invaded The Ukraine, Germany legalizes marihuana in a desperate attempt to shore up stoner support for democracy.

Hard to convey how big this is - sure, smoking weed has become as normalized here as anywhere else in the west, then again the repercussions for doing it are at least theoretically quite insane, like for example you automatically lose your drivers license for 6 months if you’re caught DUI with any amount of cannabis in your piss.

The legalization itself is very German: it’s 180+ pages of legalese, you have to register with a “smoking club” where you grow and share your weed among club members, 500 members per club max, no public or pharmacy dispensaries, no smoking within 500 yards of any school, playground or kindergarten, buying on the black market is still technically illegal and so is stashing more than 40 grams per adult… you know, rules-based stuff.

But at least it’s mostly legal now, cops can’t take it away any more and you won’t get into legal trouble. Oh, I mean as soon as the lower house passes the bill, but they kinda have to apparently. I think this is the first time that I’m actually kinda happy about my government.

But it will get old real fast I bet.

Federation gave us many taglines

Pointing out the bill of the hat, the Snopes article then accused the construction worker of being the one wearing the hard hat wrong, rather than that Biden wore the hardhat backwards as shown in the photos of him wearing it backwards.

Fact-checking in a nutshell

So the first lander crashed because software assumed landing hover mode while the lander was still 500m above surface, and the second lander landed upside down? Very baka moon landing attempts, sensei.

Does anyone even remember the hype around Diablo 4? That was barely 7 months ago lol

As soon as the kiss is over, a team of Ukrainian patriots enters the building and mobilizes you forcefully for the spring 2025 counteroffensive. As you’re dragged away to a black van, you imagine hearing Joe Biden laughing in the distance.

YES

I distinctly remember walking past that building - back then I was a huge lib - and thinking “oh wow this looks like THE most 70s building ever… wait what does the plaque say over there? Embassy of the DPRK? What’s that?”

These new fleshlights are getting scary man

Hot take: The border fuckery is preventing Genocide Joe from starting a desastrous war in Iran right now, we must give critical support to Gred Abode and the Texas Oblast

No brakes on this train, Mr. President!

When you’re 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon… and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:

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Seemed… informative, but I promptly closed that window. No thank you, Alexander.

You are weak and not fit to serve in the revolutionary avonguearde. As a real hexbear newshead I watch almost every episode, only breaks allowed when I’m sick or something.

You should start listening daily ASAP, it will also clear all sexual urges from your bourgeuois body as well.

New Hampshire? What happened to the Old Hampshire?

The dude hiding under a blanket is supposedly a 27yr old deputy battalion commander lol. (from Mark Ames X (formerly Twitter))

the US first got their hands on a mig-29 in the late 80s or sometime in the 90s.

In 1991 after German reunification. GDR had a couple MiG-29s, they were immediately used to fly Red Air in simulated engagements. Shredded F-16s for breakfast.

the maps of Ukraine have seen a couple of changes in the last few days.

Not nearly enough though!

Real A-B-B-A rhyme huh