He’s a rapist and pedophile, that’s enough for me to hate him for life. Every other thing he says or does is just icing on the cake.

Found it in his diaper! Crisis solved.

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!

It’s not Tony’s fault, he just said the quiet part out loud. It’s not like Magas and their type don’t already believe and agree with what he said.

Or anyone, at all. They care about their own power, wealth, and status, nothing and no one else.

He has “concepts of a plan”, 9 years later.

Technically 4 words, woman is a derivitive of man in their minds. Well 3 because person is gender neutral and can’t have that either.

I know this is a super long shot but anyone know where that is? Public park or private?

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Everything is chrome in the future!

Gotta stop watching it for the plot and just go for the ride

I don’t use the internet

It’s Nerf or Nothing!

The reefer madness morons will always clutch their pearls. Smoking marijuana daily for years has made the anger sharks disappear and I can interact with other humans.

No we have to throw them in prison and work them for free in a field, that’s the only way…murica.

Don’t forget entire mornings angrily tweeting from the toilet while watching Faux News.

Drop leaflets to them which say “surrender and we won’t send you back to NK”, simple.

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.