CMC or Hill are winning MVP this year. If it’s not one of those two guys, rename it the MVQB award.

MNF needs to lean fully into the early 2000s aesthetic. Why stop at Puddle of Mudd?

Make Buck and Aikman rock frosted tips.

Get Reuben Studdard sing the national anthem with Vanessa Carlton on backing piano.

Have all the players wear Twin Tower ribbons, and have Chris Berman make vaguely racist comments about “teaching the Mideast a lesson” at halftime.

Who gets canned first tomorrow, Staley or Reich?

Jennifer Lopez, still very solidly in “would” territory.

If it wasn’t for the Eagles being so good, I’d be checked out on football until the postseason at this point. The 2023 regular season has been a dull, injury-plagued disaster full of lopsided snoozefests.

Look at the Thanksgiving slate. Terrible.