Keith continues to definitely not run a government that is literally just the security services operating completely in the open

Sir Keir Starmer has appointed one of the UK’s best connected City advisers as his point of contact with corporate executives and international investors, as the new prime minister seeks to deepen his party’s ties with business.

Varun Chandra, the managing partner of Hakluyt, a London-based consultancy founded by former MI6 intelligence officers, will become Downing Street’s special adviser on business and investment, Labour figures said. To take up the post, the 39-year-old has resigned from Hakluyt, which he has led since 2019, and will take a significant pay cut to work for the government

I want to send the message. … America is already is great. But we are great because we are good.

Joevid 24

it will inevitably become an American flag

Fuck landlords.

critical support to this England fan

He apparently was wearing a Demolition Ranch tee, whatever that may mean - might he be a libertarian?

He’s gonna read “duck” off the teleprompter

Lmao we’re so on the wrong time line, literally an inch or two to the left and BUHBYE

This is how Bernie can still win

I’m seriously considering buying some Biden merch because it’ll be so funny to break out a Biden-Harris hat in 6 years time. Or fuck it, even now!

ageing British premier Sir Keir Starmer exhibits signs of severe cognitive decline as he fails to recognise handshake offered by “leader of the free world” US President Biden

You’ve got to laugh, haven’t you

CMON MAN

I’m pro-Biden now, we have to keep him in, it’s too much fun

it’s remarkable the degree to which Trump got his mojo back this campaign compared to 2020

Here’s the deal, Jack: you call me a tankie, but listen—back in ’68, Prague, Hungary, all those places… tanks everywhere. Ten, twenty tanks in one city. You better believe it. I stood up against communism, and Mao! We stood up against it too, folks - many times, we beat the drum against…We had a victory over communism, just like my administration had a victory over…over, Social Security. My dad used to say… wait… Oh, right, victory. I cede my time.

Comrade EyupLovely has been banned from Twitter, it seems

Anyone know what prompted it?

I’ve posted this multiple times before, but I’m going to say it again as my mind is still blasted from knowing this:

• Keir Starmer’s Chief of Staff took a “career break” in the 1980s to run a pub in South Armagh (which to the unfamiliar was an area of, shall we say, “active community involvement” in the fight for Irish freedom)
• Keir Starmer defended Berlusconi as part of his legal team during his appeal at the European Court of Human Rights
• Keir Starmer was part of the legal team that got the murder conviction of Sergeant Lee Clegg quashed
• Keir Starmer played with the Parachute Regiment in an 11-a-side football “grudge” match against the Royal Military Police
• Keir Starmer decided as Director of Public Prosecutions that an MI5 agent should not face torture charges for participating in interrogation at Guantanamo Bay. Starmer then attended the leaving party of the head of MI5 a year later
• Keir Starmer was Director of Public Prosecutions when the Criminal Prosecution Service decided not to prosecute Jimmy Savile in 2009
• Keir Starmer is advised by Peter Mandelson, who according to an internal report by JP Morgan had “a particularly close relationship” with Jeffrey Epstein
• Keir Starmer served on the Trilateral Commission
• Keir Starmer secretly assembled a leadership campaign team days after Mike Pompeo’s private comments were “leaked” to the press wherein Pompeo pledged to “do [his] level best” to prevent a Corbyn premiership
• Keir Starmer’s campaign instructed its candidate running against Nigel Farage to leave the constituency, banned from printing leaflets, blocked from using campaigning software and had access to the campaign’s social media overridden. This happened after the candidate started being a threat to Farage. Farage’s party’s vote share drove Labour’s victory, in a reversal of what happened in 2019.

But reassured, Keith is a normal, regular guy who doesn’t work after 6pm on a Friday.

Hooooo boy, if you think tech bros were annoying, wait until you meet an Israeli one