“Here’s mud in your eye”

I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Rifle rounds are well known for “lodging” within the first couple of inches of impact.

Pistol rounds ricocheting of rocks however are almost always through and through wounds.

Being shot twice in the exact same space is to be expected as bullets tend to roost is lodging places.

I saw this post earlier and it’s been bothering me. Even if The Handmade’s Tale was based on another religion, how would it be relevant?

My household was livid this morning.

“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”

They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

It’s more the new usage at this point.

POV we’re getting old 😭

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

Male shrikes are known for their habit of catching insects and small vertebrates and impaling them on thorns, branches, the spikes on barbed-wire fences, or any available sharp point.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike

Busy swaddling can’t come.

Yeah, I felt it

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU WHEN YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?

Good god that’s fucking horrifying.

I’m trying my best.

The invisible free hand of the market has spoken then.

I’m not a good shopper, but it’s my conclusion that all clothes are like this now. If you get a year or two, you’re doing good.

Even jeans and shoes.