Go outside

Go the damn ocean. It’s not far, you bitter old crank

Can’t wait for the takes from Disney adults and Disney influencers. I’m sure they will be level-headed and not full-blown ragebait in the slightest…

I had some friends into 4 player Bomberman on the SNES back in college back in the late 00s. It was great to have in the background at a house party

I bike to work everyday and I think I’m just lucky enough that my sweat doesn’t stink. Or at least people don’t tell me that it does over the course of 10 years at my job in different offices

Hate that everyone gets a street parking pass, worth probably hundreds of bucks a month, but a supposed bus pass for me is MIA

And just like Burns, Biden is indestructible

Ramen got me through lean high school years. Nuts to think about how Ramen went from 10/$1 to 4/$1, then 3, now two for a buck.

#Tradle #857 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://oec.world/en/games/tradle

Just made sense somehow

Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings

This is how to do it. A nice water, bathroom, and phone break

A while back, I’m the only person doing checkout and there’s one other person working returns/ customer service. That person inexplicably up and leaves for lunch without getting a relief person for either of us.

I’m working the long checkout line and a return customer walks over and yells in my face, “Hey do you see us over here!” I politely but sternly say back “I’m not going to do two things at once. I’m going to service the checkout line. You’ll have to wait until a person services the return line.”

Finally, after 15-20 excruciating minutes, a relief person comes up to work the returns. After being helped, that woman who yelled at me walked out right past me with her middle school aged son, no apology, no nothing.

I did feel good for sticking up for myself that day because previous me might have tried to do something stupid like work both lines simultaneously.

At least they drew a circumcised penis, in respect to the travelers Jewish faith

Mmmm beanis soup

I’ve watched only a few of them but the mock Football TV spot absolutely slaps

YESSSSS

More inconveniences for car drivers. Bike gang 4 life

Switch fo EVAH

Was hoping for a Georgia 🇬🇪 miracle run. At this point, anyone but England. Cause fuck em

Why didn’t you verbally slam Biden harder on your debate last night, Mr. President sir? Seemed like you were going easy on him

I think this was on the Madden 04 soundtrack? I know so little about rock music.

Memories are flooding back about simming many a Franchise Mode on my PS2 20 years ago