Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

Cider Man, Cider Man, does whatever a Cider Man does.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

“Best I can do is tree fiddy.”

“Sold!”

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

Apparently someone managed to get some confidential information from Trumps’s latest medical check through an anonymous leaker. Here is an excerpt.

“Right, kick ass. Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…”

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Russian dolls dongs

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Using the strong arm of the law until the police co….

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

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Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

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