It’s always the ones you most suspect

The landlord has offered to cover it with cheap white paint, but that’s the best he can do

Have any US theologians asserted that the Invisible Hand Of The Free Market is the will of God yet? Because that’s the only rationalisation I can think of.

According to anti-gentrification activists in Berlin, other strategies for keeping rents low include hanging washing out to dry from apartment windows and having foreign-looking names on doorbells.

This is the “Africa” of first-world white-people rhetoric and AI-generated Facebook inspirational slop, a hypothetical war-torn, disease-ravaged wasteland, not the actual continent that exists.

Also, you cannot kill them in a way that matters

If you and your identical twin relished pranking people by swapping places while you were both alive, then you’d sort of need to say goodbye with one last prank.

North Korea’s army which, whilst having a stranglehold on available resources in its threadbare economy, hasn’t seen combat since the 1950s. Its actual combat readiness may fall short of its rhetoric.

In Sweden, you see induction cooktops and electric ovens in 19th-century apartment buildings. Gas stoves exist, but are less common than induction these days (and old-fashioned resistive electric ones seem to be rightfully extinct). I’m guessing they rewired the buildings to accommodate this, though it is definitely possible to do.

In True’s time, the dipshits could be easily identified by their flamboyantly striped jackets and rakish straw hats.

That also happened to the avant-pop musician Momus (in Greece, some time in the 90s). It was featured in a BBC documentary, IIRC.

Someone could make Union Jack-patterned poppies, for those who want to show in no uncertain terms how gammony they are. They could sell them through ads in the Daily Mail, arguing that the traditional red poppy has been taken over by “wokeness”, and make a lot of money.

Is the BDS movement classified as a terrorist organisation? What about ANTIFA?

It’s a good thing that Musk is only a hereditary meritocrat, a person of mediocre ability able to buy his way into the ranks of the great, and having been surrounded by claques of sycophants for his entire life, having lost any capacity for self-criticism. So, of course when he put his visionary genius to work getting Trump elected, it went as well as you’d expect.

The Harambe of our times

Poseidon is said to prefer Australian Prime Ministers as sacrifices, but maybe he’ll accept a few techbros.

Evelyn as a man’s name, if you want to be really old school.

If they were doing so in bulk, probably. As a one-off for one’s own use, doing so with the fit and finish of the commercial product would cost a lot more.

Hopefully, assuming that Harris wins, this will count against pressure from the Democratic Party’s corporate wing to fire her.

Given their abundance of geothermal energy (they keep their footpaths ice-free year round and still have enough to power energy-hungry facilities such as aluminium smelters and data centres), Iceland is probably the country that least needs this.