The 5th column is real

*three

They gotta learn that 5 is more efficient that 7, 4 is more efficient than 3

I discovered Sylvan Esso a few days ago and they are fantastic.

Also, The Dø

Invest in arms companies lol

The past smelled like shit, everywhere.

The past smelled like Delhi on a hot day, except all the time, everywhere.

“I am never gonna financially recover from this…”

Intelligence analysis starts off broad and gradually gets refined to a more precise product.

Also, they are just shipping them in batches, so it’s reasonable that number go up

The writers really know how to keep the audience biting their nails, this season

I intended for it to actually represent string fairy lights, but to give the impression of barbed wire like a haphazard fence.

You ever been trapped at a party and having a bad time? Maybe you came with someone, but they are off making vibrant conversation with their other friends and you want to leave, but you can’t because they were your ride home? That’s when the fairy lights start to look like barbed wire

I thought it was Mitchell from Mitchell and Webb

People don’t know that the falls were effectively damned a hundred years ago. The horseshoe Falls are basically just the spillway for the hydro and pumped storage reservoirs.

Thanks! 🙏🏻

Least badly behaved British tourist

Wednesday is dancing day

And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.

What?

He invaded Ukraine in the winter

Womb demons tricked her into discovering neutron radiation

I wish it was easier to these guns

Flexes nonexistent biceps

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These weird airships have been living in my head rent-free for as long as I can remember. The story goes that an alien pathogen accidentally brought back to earth from a British spacecraft journey through the upper atmosphere of Venus in the 1890s infects earth, causing dramatic mutations in many insects and sea creatures. In this case, the species is Endoxyla Vulumnus and it’s the metasoma that grows extremely large and fills with biologically produced hydrogen.

The royal navy captures them and turns them into airship observation platforms. I wrote heaps about it when I was a teenager. I don’t anymore, but the airship things never leave my mind lol.

I think my inspiration came from learning about honeypot ants when I was a kid.