Challenge accepted

It’s the sentiment that counts.

I mean, it does make me upset thinking how these plastic trash bags are going to end up polluting nature…

What’s “heterolingual”? You can only talk to people who speak a different language than the one you use?

She was born an otter and had a plastic surgery to look like a human.

You wouldn’t download a book?

The capitalists want to solve the problem of people not being incentivized to work (or to work harder) because their increased income will decrease their welfare benefits. Capitalism’s solution, as you’ve said, is to destroy the system - remove the problem entirely by removing the benefits. But just because you don’t agree with that solution (I did say that “either side will fight to the death to prevent the other side from implementing their solution”) doesn’t mean they don’t see it as a problem to be solved.

The thing about welfare cliffs is that both sides acknowledge them and want to solve them, but either side will fight to the death to prevent the other side from implementing their solution.

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Our telemetry data determined that no one was using it so we decided to drop that feature.

Just go to about:dont-grind_my-bones/39a667aa-b5c5-441c-9df9-0f75e3fc588d and configure it there. It’s so straightforward and obvious that it’s literally your fault if you didn’t notice it.

I’ll never get the American mindset which considers “used the n-word 200 times” the main offense, the one worthy to be in the headline, while “struck her numerous times and kicked her in the stomach” is just a minor detail that happens to be mentioned somewhere in the article as an afterthought.

Five more minutes?

I’d argue you still have a lot more visibility than if you were facing the other way. And you have to slide out a lot less to get a good-enough line of sight.

How many kilometers is your hood?

Wait, sorry. If cars are that big around you, you must be American. Let me rephrase: how many Washington Monuments is your hood?

Looking at any road, that number seems about right.

Pay $20 to apply for a fake position that was only put up to trick investors into thinking the company is growing. The fee will guarantee you an in-person interview with an unpaid intern instructed to say no all all interviewees (in person, because even if someone gets mad and attacks them - it’s just an intern). Parking validation is not included.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOMG3Rc8pPg

The point is not to reduce the amount of war crimes? Right. I forgot. The point is to signal as much virtue as possible.