cool! in no time at all, disposable vapes will usurp cigarette butts as the #1 form of litter across the globe! but in all seriousness, god bless this guy. hopefully his example will inspire people to be slightly less careless and slightly more cognizant of how they dispose of their waste (audience laughter turns to applause)

I’ve been using a chromebook for the last 4 years and it’s been great for my needs (youtube, streaming, porn, etc), but I am shopping for a windows machine now because fuck google.

well I mean yeah, as stated in the article that’s what the investigators are trying to determine. it’s pretty much the first step in any investigation like this. just because her body was found in the oven doesn’t automatically mean she was baked alive

When I worked with one my cell phone didn’t work inside either.

makes sense, it’s basically a giant Faraday cage

either that or they don’t make jet fuel like they used to

in before “um, actually, the B-25 was a propeller-driven aircraft and therefore obviously did not use jet fuel”

how about marionette sex? cause the extended version of Team America World Police has like 3 minutes of uncensored doll sex and it is hilarious

nope

it’s *Gandalf, not “Gandolf” lol

I guess Canada must be undeveloped, cause I’ve never seen one of those “expensive letters” in my mailbox

I sanitize my water bottles in the sun. After washing them I put them on a south-facing windowsill and let the UV light kill every last living microbe that might be lurking in the crannies. (it’s always the crannies that get you, the nooks are usually fine)

*unfazed

“fazed” means “disconcerted or perturbed”, just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now

different kind of helmet

safe cycling infrastructure does nothing to prevent you from having a sudden equipment failure and finding yourself going over the bars face-first, or from just being an uncoordinated idiot who wipes out for no reason and gets a closed head injury. I had a crank fail on my bike once, snapped in half in full sprint and I wiped badly. helmet did its job and I was thankful to have it, because there’s no predicting stuff like that

that has to be UK, it just has to be. the CCTV surveillance state is crazy there. (saying this as a Canadian whose face is recorded probably 200 times a day in my city)

it’s a policy that has never let me down

doesn’t he have like 14 kids though? (seriously asking… I know he has way more kids than he should be allowed to have but I’m not sure on the exact number)

I wish Canada had the cycling tolerance and infrastructure of European countries. I’ll never again ride on the road in MB, off-road only. People fucking hate you if you’re on a bike. Between the coal-rolling rednecks with their “Fuck Trudeau” stickers and the entitled pricks in their luxury SUVs, you’ve got someone actively trying to kill you every second you’re out there

my favourite part is that when the fungi was given robotic legs, all it tried to do is get the fuck away from humans

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood superheroes use steroids to achieve their physiques

I like how the implication is that we’re supposed to be shocked by this information

yeah like tell me something I don’t know.

“This just in: to the surprise of no one, your phone has, in fact, been spying on you from day 1. Now we go to Jim with sports. Jim?”