I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • Kalash@feddit.ch
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    1 year ago

    The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper.

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      1 year ago

      Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry?

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well.