SHORT MEN HAVE SPEARHEADED THE VANGUARD OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL
REVOLUTIONARY MANLETS
FRIEDRICH ENGELS: 5’6"
COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY LANKLETS
POL POT: 5’9"
ADOLF HITLER: 5’9"
LEON TROTSKY: 5’9"
ALL COUNTER-HISTORIES OF TALL REVOLUTIONARIES AND/OR SHORT COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES WILL BE READILY DISMISSED AS FLUKES AND/OR REVISIONIST CAPITALIST-HEIGHTIST PROPAGANDA.
TELL ME THIS, APOLOGISTS: HOW CAN A LEADER CLAIM TO REPRESENT THE MASSES WHEN HE HAS TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM MERELY TO SPEAK TO THEM?
strangers genuinely think I’m 16 - 19 years old. Due to a combo of factors, but… haha. These early-onset crows’ feet and receding hairline tell a different story.
This is actually due to the proletariat struggling to get enough nutrition growing up, while the bourgeoise (and petit bourgeoise) had no such trouble. Their short height is a symptom of oppression due to capitalism. (Or feudalism in Robespierre’s case)
MANLETS RISE UP
SHORT MEN HAVE SPEARHEADED THE VANGUARD OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL
REVOLUTIONARY MANLETS
FRIEDRICH ENGELS: 5’6"
COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY LANKLETS
POL POT: 5’9"
ADOLF HITLER: 5’9"
LEON TROTSKY: 5’9"
ALL COUNTER-HISTORIES OF TALL REVOLUTIONARIES AND/OR SHORT COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES WILL BE READILY DISMISSED AS FLUKES AND/OR REVISIONIST CAPITALIST-HEIGHTIST PROPAGANDA.
TELL ME THIS, APOLOGISTS: HOW CAN A LEADER CLAIM TO REPRESENT THE MASSES WHEN HE HAS TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM MERELY TO SPEAK TO THEM?
I rest my case.
But then again:
we love our big beautiful boy
Probably has to do with their diets, something that is related to their material condition (more money more food)
Thanks, now I feel better about being short
How tall are you? I’m 163 (5’4)
173 cm. That’s about 5’8" I think. Enough to be looked down at, even by people half my age
5’7" gang gang
strangers genuinely think I’m 16 - 19 years old. Due to a combo of factors, but… haha. These early-onset crows’ feet and receding hairline tell a different story.
This is actually due to the proletariat struggling to get enough nutrition growing up, while the bourgeoise (and petit bourgeoise) had no such trouble. Their short height is a symptom of oppression due to capitalism. (Or feudalism in Robespierre’s case)
but i grew up eating hotdogs and casseroles
Thanks. Now I feel even worse about my height.
It’s ok. You’re a height traitor in my book.
No, you don’t understand, I want to be short(er).
That’s why we fight. Height reduction surgery will be free (and compulsory) under socialism, after all.
I’m jk. I have a friend who’s almost 6’10". At that height, it feels like the world was made for short people alone.
Damn, at least it’s not that bad. At least I’m under 6.