San Diego State not part of Big 12 expansion plans: Yeah, the PAC dusfunction forced their hand and it all blows over if they get an invite somewhere in the near future, but just in general, WTF are y’all doing out there, west coast bros?

Northwestern to reconsider Fitzgerald penalty amid hazing probe: How to Destroy a Legacy in Three Days, a seminar hosted by Pat Fitzgerald.

Big 12 predicted order of finish for 2023: Texas back atop…: The fact that by all rights Texas should be back always makes it that much more hilarious when they aren’t.

Six pressing questions facing the Big 12 ahead of media days: Read those, but here are the REAL pressing questions. One, what’s the over/under on the season’s combined number of holding or pass interference calls that will go OU/UT’s way versus the H8+4? Two, will Chandler Morris be shattered into a thousand purple pieces some time in the first four weeks? Three, will Baylor or BYU claim the “Why do you make sure to take two [adherents of a certain religion] fishing” joke? Four, will WVU stop whining about how far they are from the rest of the conference now that BYU and UCF have similar situations? Five, will Kansas win the conference? Six, WTF is an LIU? Answers: 2.5; yes; Baylor but please make a jon-boat rivalry statue; never(!); maybe, and that is probably a sign of the apocalypse; Baylor’s way to make sure they have a laughable non-con even with Utah on it.

Can Cal, Justin Wilcox recapture the good times as CFB continues to change?: If a headline poses a question, the answer is almost always “no.” (paywall)

Georgia freshman LB cited for going 88 in 55 mph zone: This is a very specific thing for a coach to be unable to control. It’s weird. Also, fuck Georgia.