Rudy is going to host a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping to discuss the details tomorrow
God damn that shit was so funny
Between a dildo shop and a crematorium. Say what you will about Rudy, but he really did pick the perfect venue.
Still is, but it was then as well!
Would have been funnier if it wasn’t done by the current government of the most powerful armed forces in the world. That made it a bit more scary.
That said I still laughed cause at some point that’s all you can do, and it was awfully embarrassing I bet. Many drinks were consumed and smelly farts (that one pic of the other lawyer’s face from court was priceless) were produced after that presser I bet.
The Specials predicting the future in 1967
Stop your fooling around
Time you straighten right out
Better think of your future
Else you’ll wind up in jail
Rudy, a message to you
That took me down a rabbit hole. They.make interesting videos.
Seems oddly specific, but in slang of the era “Rudy” = “Rude Boy”. LOL. Still oddly appropriate.
So you’re saying it can apply to Rudy (a literal Rudy) AND to Trump (a “rude boy”)?
That song is such an earworm.
1979 !!
Blood from a turnip?
Hair dye from a ghoul?
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I think that was the intended metaphor here, if I’m tracking all this
Didn’t he just sell a spare house for like $6m?
Now Trump’s lawyer’s lawyers are getting screwed. At some point Trump is going to owe himself money.
Screwed lawyers all the way down.
This Simon Bar Sinister shit is getting real.
Somebody gonna be fuckin with humble, lovable Shoeshine Boy now?
OMG that was great.
give the editor that chose the rudy pic a fucking raise
America’s mayor, everyone.
That’s the face he makes when he climaxes into his cousin (who he actually married).
There’s two images and they’re equal funny in that context
This is the best summary I could come up with:
The lawsuit, filed in Manhattan state court on Monday, alleges Giuliani agreed to pay over $1.5 million to the law firm Davidoff Hutcher & Citron under a retainer agreement, but has paid only $214,000 to date.
He advised Giuliani on special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into the January 6, 2021 attack on the US Capitol, a criminal probe by federal prosecutors in Manhattan, prosecutor Fani Willis’ investigation into attempts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia, a Congressional inquiry, attorney disciplinary proceedings that could cost Giuliani his license to practice law, and more than 10 civil lawsuits.
Costello and Giuliani’s advisor Ted Goodman didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment on Monday evening.
More recently, Donald Trump held a $100,000-per-person fundraiser for Giuliani at his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club earlier this month, though it’s not clear how much money they raised.
Giuliani has told judges he lacks the funds to pay fees for several cases, but has resisted showing financial statements in court and took a private jet to his booking in Georgia.
In August, Insider broke the news that Giuliani put his Upper East Side apartment on the market for $6.5 million.
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