• abbadon420
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    1 year ago

    I deliver fresh food to stores. I deliver at night, so I have keys to the stores. Some stores have toilets I can use. Once I was taking a shit and typing a hefty comment on some shitpost. It took maybe 15 minutes or so. I wiped, flushed, pulled up my pants, washed my hands and walked back outside
    Everything was dark. I took another step. The alarms start blaring. I enter my code. It doesn’t work. I close the door and I drive away. Never heard anything about it again.