For Context: I live in the United States of America.

  • riyria@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Buuuuut, if you think your houseplant is an undercover CIA agent or your entire family including your dog has been replaced with hyper realistic govt robots, you need to seek medical attention immediately.

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      1 year ago

      If they replaced your family they definitely replaced your psychiatrist too.

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        1 year ago

        Your lithium isn’t actually lithium anymore, it’s govt nanobots that are going to implant in your brain and emit and receive 5g waves.

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          1 year ago

          Im so happy cause today I found my friends. They’re in my head. I’m so vaxxed up, its okay cause so are you, we broke our cells. Buy my groceries in a daze cause I’m 5G.