Way back when I delivered pizzas, if someone ordered anchovies, we’d put the pepper number on the pizza and they got the rest of the can in a little container on the side because nobody wanted to smell them in the store until they eventually got thrown out

I ordered a Napoletana in Rome thinking it would be a Naples style pizza but it apparently has anchovies, I almost gagged while eating it but it was still a good pizza

I too crave salt