Ironically it makes you seem rather young to think remembering this makes you old
Yeah but are you this old?
Remember the striper versions on porn sites?
I never understood who the market was. Like why would you want a little stripper clippy/bonzo buddy assistant?
*stripper
As a fisherman, I’ve seen this typo go the other way countless times…but this is a first.
What’s the connection between striping and fishing?
Striped Bass are commonly called “stripers”.
All over the Internet, fishermen post on fora and social media looking for “tips and suggestions for stripper fishing” and get appropriately ridiculous responses.
Nice. They’re trying to hook strippers?
The same people who wanted a loud 3D envelope telling them they received an email.
Damn I 'membah even I used it on my PC
expand dong
feature length
That’s about how old I am, yeah.
They should bring this back with chat GPT integrated
I still hear the modulated voice in my head
…yes 😭
They were on peak 10 years ago. Bar is not too high imho
I was already old when those were new.
I, too, miss the days of ASCII art.
The sad thing is this ain’t that old.
You think you’re old, but are you creepy-ass CGI dancing baby old?
I’m even older. I was around to see the very first internet viral meme. That CGI dancing baby. I saw it even before it was featured on Ally McBeal, thus also starting the tradition of killing a viral meme when it hit mainstream.
I was there when All Your Base was created, 3000 years ago…
Base base
And who could forget
wololo
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Viral memes on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched CGI babies dance in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.
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I was online before the cat wanted a cheeseburger.
People who are old wouldn’t remember these since they’re too new
Hey! This is clearly a circlejerk! Get out with those real facts!
/s, kind of.
Bro, I’m “xeroxed jokes in the workplace” old.
I’ m making a basic program to spell out 80085 on the Teletype paper tape old.
I’m this old…
They set us up the bomb!
Dancing baby
Shouldn’t you be getting to bed, grandpa?
Can’t, gotta fix these network servers.
Older. I’m old enough to remember the cutting edge upgrade to the 36k modem.
I’ve sent emails over a 1200 baud modem line.
That’s 1.2k. You could literally see each character appear one by one on the screen.
ASL?
me and the other grandpas over 18yo reminiscing over ancient funny poker face meme
I’m a computah stop all the downloadin
Mmm body massage machine GO!
