Not having read the article yet, might I suggest they take it up with congress? What’s that you say, congress is controlled by the same fascist movement? OK then, good thing the US has such a powerful supreme court, surely they will stop it. /s

I feel like the “/s” isn’t going to cut it anymore. I need something that expresses the exhausted despair fueling the morbid sarcasm.

Something like IUSIOHMP for “I Use Sarcasm Instead Of Harming Myself Physically” but more catchy.