Clearly, Silver Age comic writers had easy access to drugs and no shame.
Not recommended on wood floor or unfinished tiles. Test in an inconspicuous spot
Is there any context that makes this not weird?
He can also clean cast iron pans with it
Does that mean Superman’s hair is not very pleasant to the touch?
He uses JB Weld to style it
Sounds like he needs some conditioner.
not once there’s syrup in it
“So… Superman would have super strong hair, right? Maybe I can use that in a story!”
Beginning of Young Justice right there.
No Superman, that’ll ruin the finish!
Well he’s got Mr. Clean beat on this one.
A real custodian would tell you that this is not the correct procedure for sticky syrup.
Sure, if you’re not Superman.
Franky, I think his laser eyes plus a regular mop would have been less damaging to the floor if he HAD to use some power. Now there’s going to be spiral shaped scrapes everywhere that need to be buffed out.
So inconsiderate. He’s SUCH a showoff. We get it, you have more powers than every other super hero put together. That doesn’t make you interesting, that means your writers weren’t skilled enough to make you interesting with anything less than all of the powers.
That’s… not syrup, Superman…
How did he get haircuts?
It’s been established multiple times (including in animation!) that Superman shaves with his heat vision and a mirror. So I guess similarly?
Is it just me, or is it written “meat-vision” there…?
What happens if he hits his eye back?
He can see into infinity.
So, that’s why his hair always looked oiled to perfection.
Who doesn’t like syrup in their hair!?
