Comebacks can be an art form, with the right mix of timing, wit, and confidence. They often transform a mundane exchange into a memorable moment, leaving everyone laughing or in disbelief. What’s the funniest comeback you’ve encountered, and what made it so memorable?
You know the saying “What’s that got to do with the price of eggs in Spain?”
My version is “What’s that got to do with the price of weed in Colorado?”
If someone tells me they have the right to do something stupid, I’ll likely say “Well I have the right to wipe my ass with a pinecone, but that doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do.”
And if a telemarketer/scammer calls me, “Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices, how would you like to fuck yourself today?”