• BigBananaDealer
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    2 hours ago

    my girlfriend is often baffled by the pocket size on my shorts. i can fit an xbox controller comfortably in my pocket with space for 3 phones

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      That’s nothing. Back in the 90s, we had JNCO jeans. You could have fit your whole girlfriend in your pockets!

      She’d be like "HELP!!! HELP IT’S DARK, AND I’M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SCENT OF TEENAGER BOYS BALLS!!!

      Because if you were wearing JNCO, you were probably 15, sweaty, and showered once a month. But maaaan. Think of the pocket space!!!