Holy shit, are you really that fucking dense? I’m the goddamn governor of the United States because I said so, that’s why. Who the fuck are you to question me, you braindead imbecile? I run this whole fucking country, deal with it.

You think I got to where I am by being some pussy-ass pushover? Fuck no. I clawed my way to the top and now I’m the big swinging dick in charge.

So shut your stupid mouth and show some respect before I have you arrested for treason, you unpatriotic piece of shit. Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie out.