• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    If their nukes are being maintained like their trucks I don’t think they have any nukes

    And considering the tritium necessary to use the nukes is $30 a gram I’m sure that turned into vodka a while ago.

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      2 months ago

      i think their nuke was maintained because US controlled them regularly and I think the US experts were able to distinguish between a fake nuke, a dangerously unmaintained nuke and a functioning nuke.

      But that only concerns nuclear warheads. Can Putin send those heads? The latest tests of Satan II suggest that no 😏

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          2 months ago

          Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia’s got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.

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          too credible for NCD 😅. A good NCD possible way is: they will attach the warhead to prigozhin body because pringles has a tendency to fall from high altitude, and attach chinese balloon to him so pringles and the warhead don’t fall immediatly. When a wild F-22 see the balloon above NATO territory it will attack it by instinct (that’s well documented now that’s what wild F-22 do when they see chinese ballon). Without the balloon pringles will fall making the warhead fall with it, and boom.