Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 29 days ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down115
arrow-up1276arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 29 days agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·29 days agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·29 days agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·29 days agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·29 days agoIt’s the superior unit.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoJust out here tryin to be average.
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·29 days agoOnly counts if you measure it.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.