• eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Lambert: “Hurry up Keira, or we’ll never get to town before the Nightwraiths come out!”

    Keira: “Well maybe if we took the actual ROAD and not walked through this field I wouldn’t have stepped in a massive cow pie!”

    Lambert: “Uh, Keira? That’s way too big to be made by a cow…”

    roar of a nearby Chort

    Keira and Lambert look at each other

    in unison, “RUUUUUN!”