• MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Climate change is going to kill us all reasonably slowly, but it’s OK because we’re in the brink of nuclear war which will kill us quickly… Unfortunately, where I live isn’t a historic nuclear target, but areas around me are, so I’ll not be vaporised, and have to endure the chaos…

    But… It’s pizza day tomorrow so there’s that.

    • aubertlone@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Damn dude…

      It’s pizza day for me today! About to go pick it up right now actually. Stay strong 💪 thru the wait!!

    • thorbot@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      If there actually is nuclear war the fallout will affect the whole world. Even if you aren’t near the blast you’ll get a nice dose of radiation on the wind.

    • MasterNerd
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      1 year ago

      I live an hour from an a facility used in the Manhattan project. Wish me luck

      • MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Nuclear weapons are big and devastating but… An hour away from a modern weapon detonation - I give you good chances.