English is not my first langue and the lack of finely polished prose when crafting my reviews is the sole thing holding this community back. In order to not further subject you fine people to my peasant words, I decided to employ the help of an artificial ghostwriter to spruce up my works for this week’s Midweek Discussion. At least that was my initial course of action, but as hillarious as the results were it doesn’t leave much space open for discussion. So I decided to do start a little quiz instead. I spruce up light novel titles instead for you all to guess:

1. “I have ascended to unparalleled strength, wielding diminutive incantations to obliterate all opposition.”
2. “The leisurely adventures of a seasoned herder, who has embarked upon her journey at an unconventional juncture in time.”
3. “Culinary Adventures: Preparing Delectable Dishes from Exotic Game Ingredients”
4. “A Symphonic Odyssey through the Land of the Afterlife: A Tale of Perilous Travel to an Altered Universe.”
5. “Tired of this languid existence? Having been reborn as a preeminent Elven being, my current state is one of profound ennui.”

This should be enough to get the guessing going. Feel free to add your own so that I get to guess as well. (prompt was simply "Rewirte the following to make it sound more eloquent: [TITLE]”)

edit: Answers: