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minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·4 months agoBiden is giving a press conference right now.
minus-squareNoven [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 months agoSurviving an assassination and forcing a public Biden appearance? He really can’t lose.
minus-squarepeeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 months agomumble mumble, “look folks” mumble mumble, stumble away from the cameras toward a wall
minus-squareFortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months ago“Listen Jack, we cannot allow violence in this politicial institution… mumble… against my opponent Kamala… anyways, that Cornpop is gonna pay!”
Biden is giving a press conference right now.
Surviving an assassination and forcing a public Biden appearance? He really can’t lose.
mumble mumble, “look folks” mumble mumble, stumble away from the cameras toward a wall
“Listen Jack, we cannot allow violence in this politicial institution… mumble… against my opponent Kamala… anyways, that Cornpop is gonna pay!”