The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 12 days agoYou're not allowed to be lazy on your vacationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square222fedilinkarrow-up11.67Karrow-down118
arrow-up11.65Karrow-down1imageYou're not allowed to be lazy on your vacationlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square222fedilink
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up120arrow-down4·12 days agoYou got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·12 days agoBowl of peanut butter crunch. After ripping a steamroller of course
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·12 days agoripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt. After getting high of course
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-212 days agohigh up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station. After smoking marijuana of course
minus-squareGregorGizeh@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-212 days agoThe smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests. After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 days agoThe gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs. After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoFreeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth. After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.
You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.
Bowl of peanut butter crunch.
After ripping a steamroller of course
ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.
After getting high of course
high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.
After smoking marijuana of course
The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests.
After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course
The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.
After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.
Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.
After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.