• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but King Kong’s opening act was yesterday evening right around the corner.

    EDIT: We’ve spoken with Kong and he claims to have been drugged and planted at the scene while unconscious. Awfully convenient story.

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      Kong’s lawyer released a statement proclaiming his client’s innocence and insisted that this was a frame job by the Killer Klowns.