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minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoMy arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.
minus-squareIntheTreetoplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoIt depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?
Only for weak euro-arteries.
My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.
It depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.