What do you do?
ive pissed my pants, ive pissed in sinks, ive pissed in troughs, ive pissed in bathtubs, alleyways, planters, construction sites. i’ve pissed in graves ive pissed on spread ashes. if you think for a moment i wouldnt piss on a president
When you gotta go you gotta go sorry dude
alternatively, “Can’t take the piss, stay out of the toilet!
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Does he look like he wants me to pee on him? I’m not doing it if it’s a sex thing.
I die immediately
Grab my spare TV and smack him over the head with it (I believe this is how skibiditoilet is defeated)
Keep kicking until I don’t hear anything
If this actually happened to me no joke I would probably cry, like this would be disturbing and scary, I would hope someone else would see it so they wouldn’t think I went crazy. All I can say is I don’t want to see this irl
Just be glad my gall bladder medication makes my pee smell worse than normal
Do a 360 then walk away.
I guess I’m going pee in my pants
Plunger.
Enjoy my piss, Genocide Joe
I leave, eat a bunch of asparagus, and then come back. I’ve been training for this moment.