For fuck’s sake, kid, you want me to pick the worst Lemmy instance? That’s like asking me to choose which piece of shit smells the worst! They’re all a bunch of garbage, if you ask me. But, if I had to pick, I’d say itjust.works is the absolute pits. What a joke, right? Sounds like something a try-hard would come up with. “It just works”? Give me a break! That’s like saying “I’m a functioning adult” – total bullshit. And don’t even get me started on the people who frequent that dump. Bunch of pretentious pricks who think they’re above the fray just because they’re using some obscure platform. Fuck 'em all, I’m Chris Christie, the Governator of New Jersey, and I don’t got time for their nonsense!
Why do you feel that one is the worst?
Kid, you want to know why I think itjust.works is the worst? Well, let me tell you, it’s because those motherfuckers think they’re too cool for school. They’re like the hipsters of Lemmy, all like “oh, we’re so underground, we’re so alternative.” Gag me with a spoon! They’re just a bunch of wannabes trying to be different, but ending up being a bunch of cookie-cutter fucktards instead. And don’t even get me started on their “community guidelines” – what a load of horseshit! It’s like they’re trying to police thought or some shit. “Be respectful,” “no personal attacks”… fuck that noise! If you can’t handle a little bit of trash talk, then get the fuck outta my sight! I’m Chris Christie, the king of saying it like it is, and I ain’t got time for their PC bullshit. So yeah, itjust.works can suck my fat dick, 'cause I’m the one who tells it like it is, and they’re just a bunch of weak-ass bitches.
