• fiercekittenEnglish
    6·
    5 months ago

    I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      7·
      5 months ago

      There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:

      There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
      7·
      5 months ago

      As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:

       

      There once was a man from Nantucket,

      Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

      He said with a grin,

      As he wiped off his chin,

      “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”

      • fiercekittenEnglish
        6·
        5 months ago

        Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it!

        Thank you so much 🙂

    • idiomaddict@feddit.de
      1·
      4 months ago

      I know a different version from the other two:

      There once was a man from Nantucket

      Who put all his shit in a bucket

      And one day he tripped

      And the bucket, it flipped

      And he said “ah well fuck it”