This, ladies, gentlemen, & all other variadic param[] of polymorphic gender identifier: average is just about useless when your income distribution is skewed to hell.
The following elaboration of ‘skewed to hell’ brought to you by our grammatical sponsor(s) who felt a single sentence would be asking a bit much:
skewed to hell:
much like a contemporary Big Box Home Improvement™ 2x4†,
even after you have laboriously picked through the entire 2 pallets of this week’s pathetic delivery of stock,
each one weighing as much as an Olympic bar (~45 pounds for the metric challenged),
overladen with pumped-up moisture content,
with employees giving you the stink-eye because their boss is the assistant viceroy to the vice-supervisor II who reports ‘directly’ to the district junior manager of "end-cap yo’ ass from on high I crave the retail facing’,
trying in vain to select the most choice and optimal specimens,
still ending up not being able to see anything but sap, knots, and disappointment as you look down the length,
as you strain to assess its deviation from a long-lost baseline against the fluorescent lights,
activating your ADHD superpowers,
contemplating economic and environmental policy failures of multiple decades,
questioning your life choices,
ultimately defending a clumsy attack on your sensibilities by the special human who parked blocking the store entrance and hotdog stand because it can’t be arsed to use a parking spot and would not be qualified to park in the ‘pro contractor’ area anyway as judged by peers
Regardless, the income distribution is about as normal, perky, and bell-shaped as a Petunia in Death Valley.
† Note: 2x4 is given in nominal measurements, not actual dimensions - do your research
ADHD superpowers? My ADHD superpower is staying up (against my will) for 2 days straight half-alive before an important event, but not being able to stay awake past 3 pm when I need to be somewhere at 5 pm. And any amount of sleep/napping below 7 hours somehow making me more tired than I was before
This, ladies, gentlemen, & all other variadic param[] of polymorphic gender identifier: average is just about useless when your income distribution is skewed to hell.
The following elaboration of ‘skewed to hell’ brought to you by our grammatical sponsor(s) who felt a single sentence would be asking a bit much:
Regardless, the income distribution is about as normal, perky, and bell-shaped as a Petunia in Death Valley.
† Note: 2x4 is given in nominal measurements, not actual dimensions - do your research
You ok? Just getting home from Lowes?
Here’s a tip for you: find a real lumberyard.
That was like reading a Dr. Bronner’s shampoo bottle
ADHD superpowers? My ADHD superpower is staying up (against my will) for 2 days straight half-alive before an important event, but not being able to stay awake past 3 pm when I need to be somewhere at 5 pm. And any amount of sleep/napping below 7 hours somehow making me more tired than I was before