What the fuck is up with these goddamn roads? Whoever came up with the genius idea of sending cars into bike lanes deserves a swift kick in the balls. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, seriously, what kind of dumbassery is this? Are they deliberately trying to make biking less safe? Is this some kind of sick, sadistic game they’re playing with our lives? I’m no fucking traffic engineer, but even a blind ape could see that this shit is just plain fucking wrong. Bikers are already dealing with enough hazards on the road - potholes, asshole drivers, and now they gotta dodge fucking cars coming out of nowhere? Fuck that. And don’t even get me started on the morons behind the wheel. Instead of paying attention to the road like they’re supposed to, they’re busy texting, eating a fucking sandwich, or searching for that one shitty song on their goddamn playlist. And now, because of these brainless road designs, they’re gonna plow right into a fucking bike lane.

Look, I get it, cars need space too. But how about we prioritize the safety of human fucking beings, huh? How about we invest in proper infrastructure that keeps bikers safe and doesn’t turn their commute into a fucking video game obstacle course? It’s time for a fucking revolution in road design. Let’s put an end to this bullshit that endangers bikers’ lives and give them the respect they deserve. I’m talking protected bike lanes, clear signage, and hefty-ass fines for any fuckwit idiot dumbass moron dumbfuck who decides to invade a bike lane. So, to all you shit-for-brains city officials out there, pull your heads out of your collective assholes, think about the safety of others, and fix this goddamn mess you’ve created.