• nexussapphire
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    4 months ago

    Me after one night with this person spamming the bell.

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      🔔🔔🔔

      Actually, that is an inaccuracy. A child of Bart’s age likely wouldn’t have the strength to destroy a chair by slamming on their father’s head in the bath. And even if they were, the father would be severely injured if not unconscious or dead.

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        For the first part, I’m sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it’s shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

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          I’m pretty sure Homer’s head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.