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minus-squaremediocre_magi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·3 months agoToday my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder “How can I best serve the company?”
minus-squareCucumberFetishlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoYou will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company
minus-squarezippy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoYOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoDepreciation rate 50% per year until you’re written off
minus-squareAganim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoThe true question would be: “how can your son best serve the company”? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.
Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder “How can I best serve the company?”
You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company
YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY
Depreciation rate 50% per year until you’re written off
Go team!
The true question would be: “how can your son best serve the company”? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.