Thanks Jesus, truly a bro
What the hell is the original context of this picture?
John the Baptist baptizing Jesus Christ. It’s from a Mormon artist, I’m not sure if the Mormon church commissioned it, but it’s been used in a lot of their publications.
Thanks, that makes it a little more understandable.
Jesus if you don’t let me go I’m gonna slap the shit out of you
Jesus: “Nice cuts man!”
Jesus just wanted to smack the shit out of his arm. The mosquito was just an opportunity.
Who doesn’t know that exact situation.
Jesus: I gotchu bro. The bugs around here can be gnarly sometimes. Other than that, this place is prerty rad. There’s a sweet spot over there where I usually smoke pot, wanna toke?
With the other arm still up, I wouldn’t want to be Jesus.
Literally me
Jesus is actually protecting the mosquito, allowing it to suck the life out of him.
