• TachyonTele
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    5 months ago

    When they were first testing star fleet ships researched realized that everyone was ignoring the icon and text dialog that popped up when a ship was damaged. Exploding consoles assures that the current ship status is addressed in a timely manner.

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            Archer: “Open the cannon hatches!”

            Malcolm: “I still don’t think that’s–”

            Archer: “Shut up, we implemented your annoying red lights, now we’re doing this my way! Open the cannon hatches!”

            Crew: Gets sucked out into space

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              Now I want a mod for Black Flag that changes the ship to the Enterprise.