I feel my Canadian friends use the right amount while my American friends are too conservative.

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    6 months ago

    The Leafs suck and Qubec waters down their maple syrup

    —That’s a declaration of war against Canada

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      6 months ago

      The leafs suck? Welcome honorary Canadian! Come join us on Tuesday to hopefully see the leafs choke yet again against Boston!

      BTW, to trigger a good chunk of Canadian’s, just say you made a poutine but used kraft singles (aka American cheese) instead of cheese curds.

      I hate myself for even typing that last part.

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      6 months ago

      tbf the maple syrup IS watered down, but it’s super weird because it’s literally the Mafia doing it.

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        Yeah. One one hand I guess i get it. But that the maple syrup mafia exists blows my mind.

        Ce soir, we’re gonna boil you down….