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    9 months ago

    All of these have monkey paw written all over them…

    I already talk to plants, they don’t understand me and I don’t understand them…

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        Oh not that kind of flight, it’s fight or flight type of a thing. So whenever anything scary happens, the only thing one can do is run away.

        See a big scary dog? Run away. Partner injures themselves? Run away. Have to attend an important meeting? Believe it or not, run away.

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    9 months ago

    Monkey Paw Deal: you have no control over it. As soon as you start to view someone as your opponent in any way, they immediately die.

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    9 months ago

    Irl liquor actually does/can give you poison breath, courage, feeling relaxed, instant death, and flight (once)

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    9 months ago

    talk to plants

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH- every time the neighbor mows their lawn