Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 months agoI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1445arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1442arrow-down1imageI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldMaven (famous)@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up81·9 months agoI’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-29 months agoL’esprit de l’escalier.
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-29 months agoNo thanks but I don’t drink
minus-squareSonnyVabitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoYou shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months ago wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time. And obviously we all know the definition of repartee: conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies
minus-squarePorkRoll@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWe, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.
minus-squareqjkxbmwvz@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoOh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months ago“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.”
I’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.
L’esprit de l’escalier.
No thanks but I don’t drink
You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.
Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.
And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:
We, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.
Oh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.”