• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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    9 months ago

    They just need that for their records, so next time you should get one of those giant office sized birthday or sympathy cards which won’t fit in any standard drawers. They can still scan it but it’s annoying.

    If you’re feeling especially grumpy, sign a bristol board with 3" tall letters, or novelty cheque sized document (you can spend $2 for the bristol board, or like $50 on novelty stationary).

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      9 months ago

      If it’s cardboard or paper, they could just fold it. Use something they can’t fold, like acrylic sheet or super brittle paper-like that would crumble or break if folded.

      What about using self-disappearing ink? LoL