• complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    he developed the minimum viable product, and released it as an alpha.

    he already had the reproductive system mostly done on the development branch. he just had some issues to work out, because the CI/CD pipeline wasn’t letting him push his changes (cause it kept failing some obscure unit test Satan wrote earlier)

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        1 year ago

        He invented 100% implementation coverage, where each change in the code needs 10x more changes in tests. Next level is writing tests for tests, because tests are also sofware, which obviously needs testing.

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      1 year ago

      Tech: “Sir, we are getting some bug reports from users - racism, genocide, pronouncing it JIF.”

      God: *looks at clock* “After 6000 years those aren’t bugs, they are features.”