• seathru
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    10 months ago

    Rhubarb is grown in near complete darkness, and it screams as it grows towards a light it’ll never reach

    Rhubarb cellars are metal. I forgot all about that.

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      10 months ago

      There’s some really great metal band names in here (IMHO).

      • Metalcore: Scream At A Light You’ll Never Reach

      • Stoner: Rhubong and the Devil’s Lettuce

      • Doom: Near Complete Darkness

      • Black: Rhübarb Screams

      • Death: Cellar Crop

      • Goregrind: Fed Shit and Kept in the Dark

      • Country/Folk Metal (aka Hank III): Rhubarb Wire Fences