• Do your high schools have locker-lined hallways? Frequently yes.

• Why is your beer so bad? The people who want yellow fizzy alcohol water can get it for cheap, but the the number and variety of local breweries making decent or excellent beer is extremely high.

• Why don’t you just ban all guns? It’s not that simple.

• Why do American football players wear helmets and pads? Because hits that would make a Youtube compilation of worst Rugby red cards occur multiple times in every game.

• Can I see New York, Chicago, San Francisco, and Los Angeles on my one-week trip? No. Just… no.

Any others?